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afraid so. Haul it out, find out who he was, make out a report for Sergeant Colon.'
The corpse was a clown. Once Carrot had climbed down the pile and moved the debris aside, he floated face up, a big sad grin painted on his face.
'He's dead!'
'Catching, isn't it?'
Vimes looked at the grinning corpse. Don't investigate. Keep out of it. Leave it to the Assassins and bloody Quirke. These are your orders.
'Corporal Carrot?'
'Sir?'
These are your orders . . .
Well, damn thatwho, we fished out of the river last night but, we don't know who he is except he is a member of the Fools' Guild called Beano. He has been seriously hit on the back of the head and has been stuck under the bridge for some time, he is not a Pretty sight. Captain Vimes says to find out things. He says he thinks it is mixed up with the Murder of Mr Hammerhock. He says talk to the Fools. He says Do It. Also please find attached Piece of Paper. Captain Vimes says, try it out on the Alchemists—'. What did Vetinari think he was? Some kind of clockwork soldier?'We're going to find out what's been going on here.''Yes, sir!''Whatever else happens. We're going to find out.' The river Ankh is probably the only river in the universe on which the investigators can chalk the outline of the corpse. 'Dear Sgt Colon,'I hope you are well. The weather is Fine. This is a corpse

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Morecombe had been the Ramkins' family solicitor for a long time. Centuries, in fact. He was a vampire.
Vimes disliked vampires. Dwarfs were law-abiding little buggers when they were sober, and even trolls were all right if you kept them The pearly dead eyes had watched Vimes carefully.
'Lady Sybil,' he said, 'owns approximately one-tenth of Ankh, and extensive properties in Morpork, plus of course considerable farm lands in—'
'But . . . but . . . we'll own them together . . .'where you could see them. But all the undead made his neck itch. Live and let live was all very well, but there was a problem right there, when you thought about it logically . . .Mr Morecombe was scrawny, like a tortoise, and very pale. It had taken him ages to come to the point, and when it came the point nailed Vimes to his chair.'How much?''Er. I believe I am right in saying the estate, including the farms, the areas of urban development, and the small area of unreal estate near the University, are together worth approximately . . . seven million dollars a year. Yes. Seven million at current valuation, I would say.''It's all mine?''From the hour of your wedding to Lady Sybil. Although she instructs me in this letter that you are to have access to all her accounts as of the present moment.'

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Mum!”
Magrat tried to keep up with Nanny as she scurried through the castle.
“The wizard was right. She was dead, you know. I don’t blame you for hoping, but I can tell when people are dead.”
“No, you can’t. I remember a few years ago you came running down to my house in tears and it turned out she was just off Borrowing. That’s when she started using the sign.”
“But—““Oh dear, oh dear,” said Nanny, gazing at the solemn
tableau.
“Candles and lilies. I bet you pinched ‘em yourself, out
of the garden. And then you all shut her away indoors like
this.”“She wasn’t sure what was going to happen,” said Nanny. “That’s good enough for me.”“Nanny—““You never know until you look,” said Nanny Ogg, expounding her own Uncertainty Principle.Nanny kicked open the doors to the Great Hall.“What’s all this?”294LQRQ6 ftttO t.fiQ/£6Ridcully got up from his chair, looking embarrassed.“Well, it didn’t seem right to leave her all alone—“

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There was about an inch of crossbow bolt sticking out of its eye. The feathers had been sheared off by its passage through the keyhole.
“Wow,” he said.
The armory door swung open, revealing nothing but darkness.
One of the “Yes.”
The elves on either side of the doorway nodded at each other.
“Please?” Magrat pleaded.
“Yes.”
Shawn groaned. If it had been Mum or Mistress Weather-wax, they’d have fought to the death. Mum was right—
Magrat always was the nice soft one .. .
. .. who’d just fired a crossbow through a keyhole.
Some eighth sense made Shawn shift his weight. If the elf relaxed his grip for just one second, Shawn was ready to stagger.
Magrat appeared in the doorway. She was carrying an ancient wooden box with the word “Candles” on the side in peeling paint.

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And mostly it was about the wedding. It’s different, for
royalty. For one thing, you’ve already got everything. The
traditional wedding list with the complete set of
Tupperware and and
swear, brothers who get belligerent after one drink, and
various people who Aren’t Talking to other people because
of What They Said About Our Sharon. Royalty has to dealthe twelve-piece dining set looks a bit outof place when you’ve already got a castle with so many fur-nished rooms that have been closed up for so long that thespiders have evolved into distinct species in accordancewith strict evolutionary principles. And you can’t simplymultiply it all up and ask for An Army in a Red and WhiteMotif to match the kitchen wallpaper. Royalty, when theymarry, either get very small things, like exquisitelyconstructed clockwork eggs, or large bulky items, likeduchesses.And then there’s the guest list. It’s bad enough at anordinary wedding, what with old relatives who dribble

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square. Not much happened in Lancre anyway, and a duel between witches was a sight worth seeing.
Granny Weatherwax arrived at a quarter to noon. Nanny Ogg was waiting on a bench by the tavern. She had a towel around her neck, and was carrying a bucket of water in which floated a sponge.
“What’s that for?” said Granny.
“Half time. And I done you a plate of oranges.”
She held up the plate. Granny snorted.
“You look as if you could do with eating something, any-way,” said Nanny. “You don’t look as if you’ve had anything today...”
She glanced down at Granny’s boots, and the grubby hem of her long black dress. There were scraps of bracken and bits of heather “You’d have talked me out of it.”
Nanny Ogg leaned forward.
“You all right, Esme?”
“Fine! I’m fine! Nothing wrong with me, all right?”caught on it.“You daft old besom!” she hissed. “What’ve you beendoing”“I had to—““You’ve been up at the Stones, haven’t you! Trying to hold back the Gentry.”“Of course,” said Granny. Her voice wasn’t faint. She wasn’t swaying. But her voice wasn’t faint and she wasn’t swaying. Nanny Ogg could see, because Granny Weatherwax’s body was in the grip of Granny Weatherwax’s mind.“Someone’s got to,” she added.“You could have come and asked me!”
“Have you had any sleep at all?” she said.

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complete ignorance, and whose small reed boat had been in the path of the fleet and had got swept along. Since his tribe believed that there were only fifty-one people in the world, worshiped a giant newt, spoke a very personal language which no one else understood, and had never seen metal or fire before, he was spending a lot of time wearing a puzzled grin."Fella's just standing there," he said.
"Could be a spy," said Borvorius.
"Don't see how he could be a spy in his own country," said Argavisti. "Anyway, if he was a spy he'd be creepin' around. That's how you can tell."
The figure had stopped at the foot of the dunes. There was something about it that drew the eye. Argavisti had faced many an opposing army, and this was normal. One patiently waiting figure was not. He found he kept turning to Clearly they had reached a shore, not of proper mud and reeds, but of very small gritty bits. He lugged his little reed boat up the sand, and sat down with interest to see what the men in the feathery hats and shiny fish-scale vests were going to do next.General Argavisti scanned the beach."They must have seen us coming," he said. "So why would they let us establish a beachhead?"Heat haze wavered over the dunes. A dot appeared, growing and contracting in the shimmering air.More troops poured ashore.General Argavisti shaded his eyes against the sun.

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Didactylos could feel the crowd. It filled the barn.
"How many are there?" he said.
"Hundreds!" said Urn. "They're even sitting on the rafters! And . . . master?"
"Yes?"
"There's even one or two priests! And dozens of soldiers!"
"Don't reason. Urn, come over here. There's a blacksmith I want you to meet-”
Didactylos turned his face to the crowd. He could feel the hot, hushed silence of their stares.


Each drop took minutes.
It was hypnotic. Brutha found himself staring at each developing drip. It was almost impossible to see it worry," said Simony, joining them on the makeshift platform made of fig barrels. "They are Turtle believers, just like you. We have friends in unexpected places!""But I don't-" Didactylos began, helplessly."There isn't anyone here who doesn't hate the Church with all their soul," said Simony."But that's not-”"They're just waiting for someone to lead them!""But I never-”"I know you won't let us down. You're a man of

Thomas Kinkade End of a Perfect Day

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like a Number Nine pot and some string, please," said the old man.
"Yes sir, Mr. Legibus." The potter reached under his counter and pulled out a towel. The naked man took it in an absent-minded way. Brutha got the feeling that this had happened to both of them before.
"And a lever of infinite length and, um, an immovable place to stand," said Legibus, drying himself off.
"What you see , haven't we?" said the potter.
"I left my clothes in the bath?"
"I think you probably had an idea while you were in the bath?" prompted the potter.
"That's right! That's right! Got this splendid idea for moving the world around!" said Legibus. "Simple lever principle. Should work perfectly. It's just a matter of getting the technical details sorted out."
"That's nice. We can move somewhere warm for the winter," said the is what I got, sir. Pots and general household items, but a bit short on axiomatic mechanisms.""Well, have you got a piece of chalk?""Got some right here from last time," said the potter.The little naked man took the chalk and started to draw triangles on the nearest bit of wall. Then he looked down."Why haven't I got any clothes on?" he said."We've been having our bath again

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The Great God Om was upside down in a basket in one of the kitchens, half-buried under a bunch of herbs and some carrots.
An upturned tortoise will try to right itself firstly by sticking out its neck to its fullest extent and trying to use its head as Off to one side of the huge hearth, among various other blackened cauldrons, a small pot of water was already beginning to seethe.
"The worms of revenge to eat your blackened nostrils!" screamed Om, twitching his legs violently. The basket rocked.
A hairy hand reached in and removed the herbs.a lever. If this doesn't work it will wave its legs frantically, in case this will rock it upright.An upturned tortoise is the ninth most pathetic thing in the entire multiverse.An upturned tortoise who knows what's going to happen to it next is, well, at least up there at number four.The quickest way to kill a tortoise for the pot is to plunge it into boiling water.Kitchens and storerooms and craftsmen's workshops belonging to the Church's civilian population honeycombed the Citadel.[4] This was only one of them, a smoky-ceilinged cellar whose focal point was an arched fireplace. Flames roared up the flue. Turnspit dogs trotted in their treadmills. Cleavers rose and fell on the chopping blocks.

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Brutha hesitated. Someone had definitely spoken to him from out of the air. Perhaps it was a demon. Novice master Brother Nhumrod was hot on the subject of demons. Impure thoughts and demons. One led to the other. Brutha was uncomfortably aware that he was probably overdue a demon.
The thing to do was to be resolute and repeat the Nine Fundamental Aphorisms.
Once more the Great God Om spake unto Brutha, the Chosen One:
"Are you deaf, boy?"
The hoe

Many stories start long before they begin, and Brutha's story had its origins thousands of years before his birth.
There are billions of gods in the world. They swarm as thick as herring roe. Most of them thudded on to the baking soil. Brutha spun around. There were the bees, the eagle and, at the far end of the garden, old Brother Lu-Tze dreamily forking over the dung heap. The prayer mills whirled reassuringly along the walls.He made the sign with which the Prophet Ishkible had cast out spirits."Get thee behind me, demon," he muttered."I am behind you."Brutha turned again, slowly. The garden was still empty.He fled.

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Creosote swayed at him. 'Abrim does all the ruling, you see. Terrible hard work.'
'He's not,' said Rincewind, 'making a very good job of it just at present.'
And we'd sort of like to get away,' said Conina, who was still turning over the phrase about the goats.
'And I've got this geas,' said Nijel, glaring at Rincewind.
Creosote 'No,' said Rincewind, raising his hands protectively. 'Absolutely not. Don't even-’
'It belonged to my grandfather-’
'A real magic carpet?' said Nijel.patted him on the arm.'That's nice,' he said. 'Everyone should have a pet.'So if you happen to know if you own any stables or anything...' prompted Rincewind.'Hundreds,' said Creosote. 'I own some of the finest, most ... finest horses in the world.' His brow wrinkled. 'So they tell me.''But you wouldn't happen to know where they are?''Not as such,' the Seriph admitted. A random spray of magic turned the nearby wall into arsenic meringue.'I think we might have been better off in the snake pit,' said Rincewind, turning away.Creosote took another sorrowful glance at his empty wine bottle.'I know where there's a magic carpet,' he said.

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' He picked up the hatbox.
Carding , very unpleasantly, back into his old familiar shape and age. There was something elastic about the way you were. The harder you threw it, the faster it came back. The worse it was when it hit, too. Spiked iron balls, broadswords and large heavy sticks with nails in were generally considered pretty fearsome weapons, but they were nothing at all compared to twenty years suddenly applied with considerable force to the back of the head.
This was because sourcery didn't seem to work on things that were instrinsically magicalcoughed into his drink. 'Don't put it away just yet,' he said, and took it out of the bursar's hands. 'I've always wanted to try this-’He turned to the big mirror on the bursar's wall and reverently lowered the hat on his rather grubby locks.It was the ending of the first day of the sourcery, and the wizards had managed to change everything except themselves.They had all tried, on the quiet and when they thought no-one else was looking. Even Spelter had a go, in the privacy of his study. He had managed to become twenty years younger with a torso you could crack rocks on, but as soon as he stopped concentrating he sagged

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raised his hands, stared at Billias, and vanished him.
Pandemonium broke out, as it tends to on these occasions. In the centre of it stood Coin, totally composed, in a spreading to face his fellow mages.
There were six of them, and they were very worried.
They were so worried, Spelter noted, that they were listening to him, a mere fifth level wizard.
'He's gone to bed,' he said, 'with a hot milk drink.'
'Milk?' said one of the wizards, with tired horror in his voice.cloud of greasy smoke.Ignoring the tumult, Spelter bent down slowly and, with extreme care, picked a peacock feather off the floor. He rubbed it thoughtfully back and forth across his lips as he looked from the doorway to the boy to the vacant Archchancellor's chair, and his thin mouth narrowed, and he began to smile. An hour later, as thunder began to roll in the clear skies above the city, and Rincewind was beginning to sing gently and forget all about cockroaches, and a lone mattress was wandering the streets, Spelter shut the door of the Archchancellor's study and turned

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and landed lightly on the crowd.
‘It’s never too late to have a good life.
And when no-one was looking, the last surviving trolley on the Discworld
rattled off sadly into the oblivion of the night, lost and alone. *

l It is generally thought, on those worlds where the mall lifeform has seeded, that people take the wire baskets away and leave them in strange and isolated places, so that squads of young men have to be employed to gather them together and wheel them back. This is exactly the opposite of the truth. In reality the men are hunters. stalking their rattling prey across the landscape, trapping them, breaking their spirit, taming them and herding them to a life of slavery. Possibly.not seeding, is it?’ said Reg Shoe.Windle grabbed one of the flakes. It was a crude rectangle, uneven and blotchy. It was just about possible, with a certain amount of imagination, to make out the words:C)OS ~I’~ ~o~~o Sae.v~3VQr~~hnia t7u~, O9 ,lc/ J o ‘No, ‘ said Windle. ‘Probably not.’He lay back and smiled. It was

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wizards watched open-mouthed. A stream of people were galloping after the trolleys. Slightly in the lead, elbows scything through the air, a desperate and determined woman pounded past the University gates. The mouth of an alleyway, saw them, turned smartly and shot off across the square. ‘But why?’ said Ridcully.
‘They’re so handy to put things in, right?’ said the man.’I got to get them peaches. You know how they bruise.’
‘And they’re all going in the same direction,’ said the Lecturer in Recent Runes.’Anyone else notice that?’
‘After them!’ screamed the Dean. The other wizards, too bewildered to argueArchchancellor grabbed a heavy-set man who was lumbering along gamely at the back of the crowd.‘What happened?’‘I was just loading some peaches into that basket thing when it upped and ran away on me!’‘What about the child?’‘Search me. This woman had one of the baskets and she bought some peaches off of me an’ then -‘ They all turned. A basket rattled out of the

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bowman in the entire history of toxophily; it had never occurred to anyone that putting arrows through the hats of bystanders behind him must logically take a lot more skill than merely sending them through a quite large target a mere fifty yards away.
It was amazing how many friends you could make by being bad at things. provided you were bad enough to be funny.
So he was allowed to sit on a bench outside the inn, with the old men. Next door, ?s~uks? poured from the chimney of the village smithy and spiralled up into the dusk. There was a ferocious hammering from behind its closed doors. They’re not supposed to walk around afterwards.’
HA. HA. HA. WILL YOU HARK AT THE CHILD.
‘Why are you walking around, then?’
Bill Door looked at the old men. They appeared engrossed in the sport.Bill Door wondered why the smithy was always shut. Most smiths worked with their doors open, so that their forge became an unofficial village meeting room. This one was keen on his work - ‘Hallo, skelington.’He swivelled round.The small child of the house was watching him with the most penetrating gaze he had ever seen.‘You are a skelington, aren’t you,’ she said. ‘l can tell, because of the bones.’YOU ARE MISTAKEN, SMALL CHILD.‘You are. People turn into skelingtons when they’re dead.
I’LL TELL YOU WHAT, he said desperately, IF YOU WILL

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That’s right.’
‘The bogeyman?’
‘That’s right?’
‘Behind my door?’
‘That’s right.’
‘Why?’
‘ to find, Mr Poons.’

Windle sighed.’All right. The underside of the bed’s yours. Make yourself at home, or whatever.’
‘I’d prefer going back to lurking behind the door, Mr Poons, if it’s all the same to you.’
‘Oh, all right.’
‘Do you mind shutting your eyes a moment?’It’s a friendly door.’Windle walked over to the door and gingerly shut it. There was nothing behind it but old plaster, although he did fancy that he felt an air movement.‘I’m under the bed now, Mr Poons,’ said Schleppel’s voice from, yes, under the bed. ‘You don’t mind, do you?’‘Well, no. I suppose not. But shouldn’t you be in a closet somewhere? That’s where bogeymen used to hide when I was a lad.’‘A good closet is hard

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threatening to push the Dean’s face through the back of the Dean’s head.
‘It’s peaches, right?’ he kept bellowing.’You know what happens to peaches what lies around too long?
They get bruised. Lots of things round here are going to get bruised.’ ‘I am a wizard, you know, ‘ said the Dean, his , ‘ he said, ‘I told you to sort things out!’ ‘Yes, I was just asking this gentleman to back up and go another way,’ said the Dean, who was afraid he was beginning to choke.
The fruiterer turned him around 90 that he could see along the crowded
streets.’Ever tried to back up sixty carts all at once?’ he demanded.’It’s not
easy. Especially when everyone can’t move because you guys have got it
so’s the carts are backed up all roundpointy shoes dangling.’If it wasn’t for the fact that it would be against the rules for me to use magic in anything except a purely defensive manner, you would definitely be in a lot of trouble.’‘What you doing, anyway?’ said the driver, lowering the Dean so he could look suspiciously over his shoulder.‘Yeah,’ said a man trying to control the team pulling a lumber wagon, ‘what’s going on? There’s people here being paid by the hour, you know!’ ‘Move along at the front there!’The lumber driver turned in his seat and addressed the queue of carts behind him.’I’m trying to, ‘ he said.‘It’s not my fault, is it? There’s a load of wizards digging up the godsdamn street!’The Archchancellor’s muddy face peered over the edge of the hole.‘Oh, for heaven’s sake, Dean